I was trying to get my tan on at the beach today. Some guy came up to me and asked if he could sit by me. I wasn’t eating anything, so I’m not sure what he wanted.
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
Ben
B: Why not girls have penises?
A: I don’t know. How many chicken nuggets do you want?
BFF
Harry: You’re my best friend ya know
Nanny: You’re my best friend too.
Harry: I know.
